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From USA Today bestselling author Misty Walker comes the cringiest book you ever did read.

Eaton Beavers never imagined that he would stumble upon the love of his life in a cozy, dimly lit used bookstore on a mundane weekday. But the moment his gaze landed on Jenny Tayla, he knew deep within his bone that she was the one.

Her physique was a work of art. Her thick, shapely thighs, hips that curved just so, and ample bosom left him breathless. And lord almighty, when she smiled, it was as if the sun itself had taken residence in her features, casting a radiant glow that could light up even the darkest night sky. In that fleeting moment, Eaton knew without a doubt that this woman was meant for him.

All he has to do now is convince her.

Jenny Tayla is an entrepreneur of. . . how could she put it? Fake nizzle drizzle? White honey? Trouser gravy? 

Semen. She is a maker of fake but edible semen and proud of it, even if her profession comes with a price. She’s single and lonely, constantly rejected by men who find her fascination with the white substance repulsive. Sigh. 

That is until a dreamboat of a man catches her drooling over the cover of a steamy romance novel at her favorite used bookstore, DNF. 

Eaton Beavers is everything she could want: charming, handsome, and funny. Most importantly, he shares her appetite for indulging in her unique passion.

But their happy ending is threatened by Jenny’s ex-boyfriend Daniel, an investor in her company who still harbors possessive feelings towards her. With misguided determination, he sets off to destroy her man chowder business and her one chance at true love.

Content warning: This book contains scenes that may depict, mention, or discuss: abusive relationship, fatphobia, cum kink, parental death, emotional abuse, car crash