Spicy Litmas Survival Kit
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🎄 Spicy Litmas Survival Kit – Your holiday season just got a whole lot naughtier. This limited-edition kit is packed with bookish mischief, cozy chaos, and a dash of spice to keep your TBR warm and your tree trembling.
Inside, you’ll find:
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Library Card Tote & Pencil Bag: For hauling your smutty reads and scribbling spicy plot twists—classic, nerdy, and unapologetically hot.
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Bookish Socks: Keep your toes warm while your books make them curl.
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Cockmas Pickle Ornament: The holiday tradition you didn’t know you needed. It’s suggestive. It’s ridiculous. It’s perfect.
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Bookmark Holder: Keep your place in all the wrong books. Color and style may vary, but the sass is guaranteed.
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Pen & Book Tracker Spiral Notebook: For giving a five star rating to a book where the hero is a teddy bear. We don’t judge.
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Bookish Ornament and Keychain: A little something extra to round out the chaos.
- Colored Tabs and Highlighters: So you can come back to that spicy scene after the kids are in bed.
💋 Add it to your signed paperback order and get $5 off—because Santa rewards spice.
*The Sock, Pen, and Bookmark holder Color and/or Style may vary
**Does not apply to Scratch and Dent paperbacks or novellas (i.e. Mustang’s Torment, Handy, and Your Song)
